THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013
DON’T TOUCH ME
I didn’t see this this one!
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
We can kick the can more than once, right?
Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.
But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.